Tyra Is Soooooo Fake

i really wasn't going to write about this, but it bothered me so much that i couldn't just let it go. So today on Tyra she had a people from the audience asking her panel of "experts" about why people of a certain race do some of their races biggest stereotypes. so besides the fakeness of Tyra the show was very funny and interesting.So to Trya. I know i'm not the only one that thinks Tyra has people from the audience read a script and when she doesn't feel it is good enuuf she does that damn fake ass laugh. You know the one. when her mouth is open but her teeth are closed shut and she kinda giggles, but it sounds like she is trying to laugh. its just annoying and fake. And she is worst when someone isn't funny and they barely get laughs from the crowd so Tyra will do that pitiful laugh. Bitch its better not to laugh then to do so when you know it ain't funny. That in my opinion is just rude and fake. She gets on my nerves and ten she got them damn shorty pies on Top Model thinking they can really be high fashion models. She needs to take the same vacation the Kanye is going on, cause i think she is on more bad show from a nervous breakdown.

Yet Another Bitch Fit from Kanye

So supposedly Kanye West threw a serious bitch fit over the weekend at Common's charity concert at the Hollywood Palladium, but it wasn't over something like his table being taken and given away or because someone ruined his outfit, it was over some fucken chicken. CHICKEN REALLY? So what apparently went down was Kanye saw some people eating chicken and i guess he got angry over the fact that he didn't have any. An eye witness says that Kanye was so angry and said,"Why wasn't I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating…why am I not eating?" so waiter come to calm the stiuation and the waiter told him it was because he(Kanye) didn't ask and Kanye snapped back, "Well, I"m asking now!" The waiter promptly got him the chicken to which Kanye responded by taking a single bite and throwing the rest out.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH if that was me, i would have a job there anymore, cuz i woulda taken the chicken that he show his ass over, only to take one bite and through the rest waya, and smashed it in his fucking face. First the VMA fiasco and now this. That motherfucker need to get his ass mbeat and then he might calm the fuck down. And supposedly Amber Rose was so embarrassed by the whole thing that she justt left. He needs to take a break and reevaluated his life and career because he is slowly ruining it.

I Live: Wendy William's Show

i just have to tell you that i live and love the Wendy William's Whow. She is a hot tranny mess and i love every single moment of it. Today she was running around her set with extra long Slim Jims and and a lighter calling them Slim Jim cracklin's. HOOD!!! she is my new favorite talk show and i never want her to go away.

Solange on Oprah

so i just watch Oprah and Chris Rock was there talking about his new documentary "Good Hair". I knew that she would have him on, but i was wondering why Solange Knowles was there, but then i figured it out. She was there to talk about why she cut all her hair off and how she felt like she was being defined by her hair for most of her life. Girlchild even said she had her first perm when she was 4 years old(makes you wonder when Beyonce got her first perm and weave job). I like Solange and i don't mind the new hair cuz it actually does make her look lesS like a horse and more attractive. so yeah. Plus i can't wait for "Good Hair". It looks too good and funny and being black and Ethiopian i have good hair(trust) and i know how black people, especially women are about their hair and being obsessed with having good hair. So this should be a very interesting event to see all the black folks at the theaters with their heads fried, dyed and layed to the side, weaved, braided, sculpted and colored every color from black to periwinkle. MESS!

i'm so annoyed

yesterday after being asked to make spaghetti by my granny for day i decided to do so. so i go out and spend the little bit of money i do have left on fresh ingredients for the dish. i do all the cook and everything and everyone eats and i clean after everyone. so when i come in from playing taxi driver for my mother i see the pot of spaghetti on the stove. i figured my granny put it there because she was getting her and my aunt a plate to microwave so i got in my room. when i come out the room to get me some i see that she has add more water to the pot and is steaming the food down to make it softer to eat. how fucking soft do you need it to be. damn your not that old that you need it to be fucking blended. she says," i don't like it Al dente, i like it softer". bitch i didn't make it all for you to eat. i like spaghetti Al dente not mushy, what the fuck. you will be pissed off if i went into your pot of boiled garbage that you make so what makes you think you can go and ruin a pot of food that i made to my and other peoples liking. if you wanted yours differently you should've put you some to the side and made it your way. I'm so ready to go throw the whole pot away so no one can eat it. i hate when people do that shit. if you didn't like it you shouldn't have eaten it, plain and simple.

I Don't Get It: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar

i don't hate conservatives, although alot of them hate me, but when i came across the The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar i was a okay conservative women aren't all bad. The list includes such conservative women like Star Parker (black Obama hater), Michelle Malkin(Asian Obama hater) and Kate Obenshain(white Obama hater), but they also include controversial women like the gay hating Carrie Prejean and the female version of of Lucifer Ann Coulter. These two women have been such a dirty nasty shit stain on the conservative party i would think that the right winged conservatives would distance themselves from them, but i guess wrong. And then they have the nerve to call them "GREAT". Great my ass!!!! Why would you want to associate yourself with to of the most hateful people in America, but i guess thats what you get when you think of conservatives. The party has had such "GREAT" people in it such as Sarah Palin, Bill O'Reilly, Newt Gingrich and we must forget both the Bush boys and everyone at Fox News Network.So with that have a great day.<

Go See: Jennifer's Body

So i just saw "Jennifer's Body" again and i have to tell you that it's not as bad as people are making it out to be. i enjoyed the movie alot. It was witty like "Juno" and "Mean Girls", but had a murderous twist like "Heathers" and "Jawbreaker". Most high school movies that come out are about trying to have sex before they graduate or dancing and singing about winning a basketball championship, boring. This movie is about a girls quest for food after being killed and turned into a demon and her only friends quest to find out a way of stopping her before her friend kills her boyfriend. And if your not a fan of gore the dialogue and one-liners will keep you satified. So before you go and skip out on this movie because your friends friend said they didn't like it, go and take a peek for yourself. I liked it and im hard to please.